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Kinky Arborea Falls
Seattle Eastside adult retreat, kinky B&B, & small event venue

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About us

This is a beautiful property located outside Woodinville, about 30 minutes from Redmond, WA. We have a series of waterfalls and ponds, large outside fields, rock walls, and mature landscaping across ten acres of PNW rainforest. Our grounds are great for camping, weddings, photoshoots, or a variety of lifestyle events (naked slave paintball anyone?). We also have lovely interiors suitable for cocktail parties, dinner club parties, small concerts. including a Victorian-inspired dungeon bedroom/bath suite and a Moroccan salon. We offer free meeting space for community events. 

Our poly house features a hot tub, a galley kitchen, and a full complement of nerdy gamers, folk musicians, pagan magicians, kinksters, foodies, medieval recreationalists, and techies. 


Have you heard of us but haven't yet visited? Check out some of our regular monthly community events including our monthly cigar social, kinky poker, and community whip group meetups (summer months).

See our schedule of events.

Do you have an event idea? We know how cost prohibitive event venues are in the Greater Seattle area. Our vision is to provide a beautiful venue for our alternative communities. We want to host your event!

See our event services

Experience the Victorian dungeon suite

Tastefully decorated and beautifully appointed Victorian-themed bedroom with dungeon play space including custom made grid, matching spanking bench, St. Andrew's Cross, hard points for partial suspensions, and a variety of tie points.

The queen-sized bed is a reproduction Victorian ironwork bed with a firm latex mattress. The space features a private entry through a Moroccan salon and exclusive access to a walk through 2-person shower, toilet, and sink, tin ceiling, and sound-proofing.

Room comes with shared access to a galley kitchen next door, Moroccan salon, an outdoor hot tub, and full use of the grounds including trails.

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